Fiji Coup
(James Barry, Alan Gebbie)

They're having a coup
They're having a coup in Fiji
They're having a coup - on the TV

The summer's closing down and there's water on the ground
And the ashtray's full - on the TV

There's nothing we can do
About the Fiji coup
It's not up to us to make a fuss

There's nothing we can do
about the Fiji coup
It's not up to us to make a fuss

Toast and tea and a view of the sea
Makes my life appealing