I am a Contraceptive
(James Barry, Alan Gebbie, Robert Taylor)

I am a contraceptive - I ride the midnight train
I stop people from happening
I look like a sandwich wrapping

All my friends are contraceptives, too
You can't use them if they're not new

Immaculate they're not, they're a misconception
Standard fare for a mixed reception

Contraceptives don't fade away
Feel like you do at the end of the day

You wont find me in Trentham
No handbag hidden prophylactic medicine
Escape from thee unwanted spawn
No shotgun wedding on the lawn

Contraceptives don't fade away
Feel like you do at the end of the day

I am a contraceptive - I ride the midnight train
I stop people from happenning
I look like a sandwich wrapping

Contraceptives don't fade away
Feel like you do at the end of the day