Kilbirnie to Alpha Centauri
(Alan Gebbie)

Our love is like an empty six-pack stranded on the floor
Our love is like a desperate metaphor
Our love is like a chocolate box that's crying out for more
Our love is swaying gently on the shore

I know I'm happy I know I'm glad
I just think of all those good time we've had
Are you satisfied, gratified or askew
Are things straight or just off true?

Cause there's a moral under every story
There's a meaning between every line
Between Kilbirnie and Alpha Centauri
We've got the time

When we're walking through the supermarket things fly off the wall
When you park our car I'm five feet tall
When we're eating in a restaurant our food plays basketball
I'm not sure your spuds have the wherewithall

I know I'm happy I know I'm glad
I just think of all those good time we've had
Are you satisfied, gratified or askew
Are things straight or just off true?